Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Tank. / Tank who? / You’re welcome!
Part of the 51 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 1995 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Even on my tiny phone screen, this is gold.
I’ll never let go... of this joke.
That "Uh-oh!" sound is actually me laughing!
Drama in the pool, but laughs in the archive.
I love lamp. And I love this joke.
Did we just become best friends? Yup!
Recruiting more funny jokes for our team!
At least I have my jokes to keep me company.
I’ll mention this in my next episode!