“We need to talk.” The four scariest words in the English language in 1995.
Part of the 55 Marriage Jokes: The 1995 “Classic Compromise” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025
The First Date Memory
Nostalgia is a powerful tool, if you use it correctly.I told my w...read more »
The Cleaning Strategy
Housework is a team sport, but someone is always on the bench.My ...read more »
60 Marriage Jokes: The 2014 “Ice Bucket & Interstellar” Edition
In 2014, marriage was about navigating the "Ice Bucket Challenge"...read more »
62 Marriage Jokes: The 2017 “Fidget Spinner & Bitcoin” Edition
In 2017, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of investin...read more »
2000 Joke: A Happy Marriage Is
A happy marriage is a long conversation that always seems too sho...read more »
What’s the difference between love and...
What’s the difference between love and marriage?
Love is blind b...read more »
The Selective Memory
Remembering the important dates... and everything else.My wife ha...read more »
2000 Joke: Husband “Honey If I
Husband: “Honey, if I died, would you get married again?” Wife: “...read more »
The Anniversary Gift
Finding the perfect balance between romantic and practical.For ou...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Avatar Date
I sent my avatar to her sister’s wedding. She sent her avatar to...read more »
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
This joke is more stable than Windows 95!
Will the real funny joke please stand up?
You must learn the five-point-palm-exploding-laugh technique.
I can’t believe my parents forgot my joke!
Yeah, baby, yeah! Groovy humor!
Waddle on over and read this!
I’m paying 2 bucks an hour just to read these. Money well spent!
This is the future of humor!
Tapping my way to a good mood.
RT if you think this is funny!