2020 Legacy: The Takeout Cocktail

A guy orders a Margarita in a plastic bag. He says, “It’s like a juice box for adults who have lost all hope.”

🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025

A guy walks in and the bartender immediately hands him a tequila...read more »

Man’s best friend shows off a very profitable skill.A guy walks i...read more »

The stool moves to the left because it detected a "more interest...read more »

In 1995, bar humor was built on the classic "A guy walks into a b...read more »

"I'm the last one who knows how to crack an egg for a sour." "Yo...read more »

The biggest lie ever told in the history of bars."Just one drink"...read more »

In 2018, the bar was a place where "Flossing" wasn't about dental...read more »

In 2022, the bar became the place where we escaped from "blue che...read more »

A literal interpretation of a classic phrase.A blind man walks in...read more »

A guy orders a beer and says, "Government's buying!" The bartend...read more »

"Next year is 2026! I hear they're finally going to release a ph...read more »

Music theory humor for the harmoniously inclined.C, Eb, and G wal...read more »

Why pauses are important in conversation.A bear walks into a bar ...read more »

Coming soon to a bar near you... yesterday.A time traveler walks ...read more »

@Floppy_Disk_Hero04/08/2006 00:47I’m saving this text file to my 3.5" diskette.

@Austin_Powers_Groovy11/07/2006 20:37Groovy, baby! Very groovy.

@Beavis_Butthead06/14/2015 03:43Heh heh... heh heh... that was cool.

@Brazil_Terry_G05/30/2003 23:40Bureaucracy is boring, but this joke isn’t.

@Butthead_Uhhh02/19/2003 08:00Uhhh... that was cool. Huh huh huh.

@Dexter_Lab_Fan09/28/2008 01:27Dee Dee! Get out of my laboratory! I’m reading!

@Protoss_Pylon02/15/2004 21:47You must construct additional laughs!