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2009 Classic: The Surgeon’s Hands

“Steady as a rock.” “Is it the caffeine?” “No, I’m just too tired to shake.”

Part of the 59 Doctor Jokes: The 2009 “Swine Flu & Bitcoin Genesis” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025

71 Doctor Jokes: The 2007 “iPhone Launch & WebMD Anxiety” Edition
In 2007, psychiatry became a battle against the "Touchscreen Delu...read more »
2025 Classic: The Pharmacy Wait 2
I've been here so long that the 'New' drug is now 'Legacy Softwar...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Pill Logic
"Take this pill and don't think about 'The Singularity' for 6 hou...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Smart-Home Surgeon
My surgeon operated on me from a beach in Bali using a VR headset...read more »
2025 Archive: The Ear Exam
"I hear a whispering." "That’s just the AI-ads being beamed direc...read more »
2025 Archive: The Pharmacist
"Is this pill 'Smart'?" "It’s smarter than the doctor who prescri...read more »
67 Doctor Jokes: The 2011 “Siri Launch & Watson’s Diagnosis” Edition
In 2011, medical humor shifted toward the "Smart Assistant" era. ...read more »
A doctor and a lawyer are...
A doctor and a lawyer are talking at a party. Their conversation ...read more »
63 Doctor Jokes: The 2010 “iPad Launch & Obamacare Debate” Edition
In 2010, the medical world went "flat." If you didn't have an iPa...read more »
The Genetic Wonder
Understanding where your best traits really come from.My doctor s...read more »

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67 Doctor Jokes: The 1999 “Y2K Fever & Matrix Medical” Edition
In 1999, the medical world was obsessed with two things: making s...read more »
62 Doctor Jokes: The 2012 “Maya Apocalypse & Mars Rover” Edition
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69 Doctor Jokes: The 2016 “Pokémon GO & Telemedicine” Edition
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@WinAmp_Shaker09/03/2013 07:04It really whips the llama's ass!
@Flash_Player_Fan08/06/2007 05:19Wait for the animation to load... oh wait, it is just text. Still funny!
@Y2K_Bug_Hunter04/05/2004 02:03The only bug I found today was a laughing bug!
@Clueless_Dionne09/15/2000 14:20Totally buggin’! This is hilarious.
@Malware_Hunter06/04/2009 19:06Scanning... Laughs detected!
@Trainspotting_Rent05/23/2010 02:54Choose life. Choose a joke.
@Animorphs_X11/24/2012 08:55I’m turning into a laughing hyena right now!
@Philosoraptor_X06/05/2011 07:44If a joke is told in a forest... does it still get a LOL?
@Delicious_Links07/06/1995 08:09Bookmarking this for later. So delicious!
@Aliens_Guy_Hair01/07/1996 22:57I’m telling you, it’s hilarious!

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