1997 Classic: The Surgeon

Why did the surgeon go to school? To learn how to operate… on his bank account.

🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025

A revolutionary diet plan recommended by professionals.The doctor...read more »

"I see code!" "That's just the 'Neural-Overlay'. It’s supposed to...read more »

In 2006, psychiatry faced a new challenge: the world started shri...read more »

"I hear a whispering." "That’s just the AI-ads being beamed direc...read more »

In 1999, the medical world was obsessed with two things: making s...read more »

My doctor told me I’ll live to 120 if I upload my consciousness t...read more »

In 2009, medical humor was split between "Don't sneeze on me" and...read more »

In 1995, medical humor revolved around the struggle of the "Famil...read more »

I had a video call with my doctor. He was so polite and on time t...read more »

Testing the oldest medical theory in the book.I ate an apple ever...read more »

In 2005, the medical world was split: surgeons were trying to loo...read more »

"Are you in pain?" "Yes." "I’m sorry, I’m not programmed for 'Emp...read more »

In 2010, the medical world went "flat." If you didn't have an iPa...read more »

My watch told me I was dead. I had to pay the doctor $100 to prov...read more »

@AskJeeves_Fan10/06/2008 09:03Jeeves really delivered a good one today.

@Blue_Screen_Survivor06/26/2000 13:29At least it is not a fatal exception! LOL.

@Dawson_Creek_Fan02/17/2010 19:02I am crying... with laughter!

@Mocking_Sponge06/04/2009 22:33mOcKiNg SpOnGeBoB sAyS tHiS iS fUnNy.

@Flash_Intro_Hater04/13/2004 00:27Finally a site without a 2-minute Flash intro!

@Fire_Background09/21/2005 05:45This page is HOT! (Literally, the background is fire).

@Search_Scout_9905/14/2006 17:45Scouting the web for gems like this.

@Grammar_Nazi_9907/15/2005 17:07Your joke is funny, but you forgot a comma!

@Opera_User_9911/28/2014 18:11Still the fastest browser for the fastest jokes.