A guy asks for a specific beer. The bartender says, “It’s currently on a boat in the middle of the ocean. Want a lukewarm water instead?”
Part of the 56 Bar Jokes: The 2021 “Vaccine & Crypto-NFT” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025
The Helium Exit
A light-hearted hit that really floats.Helium walks into a bar an...read more »
The Roman Drink
Ancient history meets the happy hour.A Roman walks into a bar, ho...read more »
74 Bar Jokes: The 2001 “Odyssey & iPod Era” Edition
In 2001, the bar atmosphere changed. The Y2K fear was gone, repla...read more »
78 Bar Jokes: The 2007 “iPhone & Mad Men” Edition
In 2007, the bar scene was split in two. Half the room was orderi...read more »
71 Bar Jokes: The 2002 “Spider-Man & Euro Currency” Edition
In 2002, the bar scene was a mix of superhero hype and the birth ...read more »
52 Bar Jokes: The 2012 “End of the World & Gangnam Style” Edition
In 2012, bar culture was a mix of apocalypse parties and the peak...read more »
67 Bar Jokes: The 2000 “New Millennium & Reality TV” Edition
In 2000, the bar was the only place to process the fact that the ...read more »
30 Bar Jokes: The 2025 “Reality Is Premium” Edition
In 2025, the bar is the only place left where you can be sure the...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Climate Change Cocktail
"I'll have a 'Melting Glacier'." The bartender gives him a glass...read more »
The Cliffhanger
Ending the night on a very high note.A guy walks into a bar at th...read more »
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The Termite Arrival
Construction humor for the local watering hole.A termite walks in...read more »
58 Bar Jokes: The 2024 “Eclipse, Olympics & AI Overload” Edition
In 2024, the bar became a sanctuary from a world that felt increa...read more »
2024 Vintage: The Romulus
A guy asks for a "Xenomorph" shot. The bartender gives him somet...read more »
2024 Legacy: The Beetlejuice Beetlejuice
A guy says the bar's name three times. Nothing happens. He looks...read more »
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Runs perfectly on my 486 machine.
Nobody puts a funny joke in a corner.
I bet I could throw this joke over them mountains.
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I saw that laugh coming from across the map.
I see what you did there. Clever!
Posting this to my own wall right now!