2014 Vintage: The “Summer” Calvin Harris

It’s the official sound of every pool party where everyone is just looking at their phones.

🔥 Top 10: The Observational One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)

I have to charge my watch, my phone, my glasses, my car, and my ...read more »

Step into 2018 – the year of the Infinity War heartbreak, the glo...read more »

I’m taking a vacation to a place with no Wi-Fi. It’s the most ex...read more »

He’s a "whiskey neat" guy and I’m a "diet soda and a nap" guy.Pa...read more »

My AI just went on a "pre-date" with her AI to see if we’re comp...read more »

Step into 2012 – the year of the Curiosity rover landing on Mars,...read more »

Step into 2013 – the year of the Frozen takeover, the launch of V...read more »

Welcome to 1998 – the year of the Furby craze, the launch of Goog...read more »

She’s the queen of the "Whisper-Pop" yearning.Part of the 78 Obs...read more »

He’s back! He’s in a tiny room in the video. 2024 is a year of "...read more »

They’re so small I’ve already lost three pairs in my own ears.Pa...read more »

My "Discover Weekly" is now so accurate it’s starting to suggest...read more »

Step into 2004 – the year when the Nintendo DS changed how we pla...read more »

My ring just told me my blood sugar is slightly high. I’m curren...read more »

@WAP_Navigator12/07/2004 14:16Even on my tiny phone screen, this is gold.

@Seinfeld_George12/10/1999 00:29What is the deal with these funny jokes?

@Flash_Player_Fan05/29/2012 07:29Wait for the animation to load... oh wait, it is just text. Still funny!

@Spice_Girl_Posh03/07/2001 22:19Simply posh humor. I love it.

@Dark_Knight_Joker10/10/1998 07:57Why so serious? Read this joke!

@Dorm_Room_Hero05/30/2007 12:30My roommate and I are dying laughing right now!

@Scanner_Darkly08/15/2012 13:05I’m scanning this into my brain forever.

@Top_Gun_Maverick03/28/2002 10:23I feel the need... the need for comedy!