2019 Legacy: The Succession

A guy walks in and tries to buy the bar from his father. His father says, “You’re not a serious person.”

🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025

In 2001, the bar atmosphere changed. The Y2K fear was gone, repla...read more »

In 2015, the bar was a place of high-stakes internet debates and ...read more »

In 2002, the bar scene was a mix of superhero hype and the birth ...read more »

In 2011, you couldn't escape the "Hipster" takeover. Bars started...read more »

In 2023, the bar was the ultimate cultural crossroads. You had gr...read more »

"This mint was grown three feet from your head."Part of the 30 B...read more »

A guy walks in and says, "That beer is 'skibidi' and 'ohio'." Th...read more »

A guy drinks ten shots and says, "I'm uploading this to my cloud...read more »

"Next year is 2026! I hear they're finally going to release a ph...read more »

A guy orders a drink for his holographic girlfriend. The bartend...read more »

In 2006, we were all trying to sound like a Kazakh journalist, le...read more »

When you bring your own lunch to the party.A sandwich walks into ...read more »

In 2017, the bar was divided into two groups: people trying to ex...read more »

The stool moves to the left because it detected a "more interest...read more »

@Rewritable_CD02/09/2008 15:22I’m burning this joke to a CD-RW.

@Silk_Road_Ghost01/23/2003 08:58Trading jokes in the shadows.

@Walter_Sobchak07/30/2014 00:46Am I the only one who gives a damn about the rules of comedy?

@Hattori_Hanzo_S06/09/1999 07:35I don’t make jokes, I make masterpieces.

@He_Man_Power06/26/2012 00:20I HAVE THE POWEEEEER... to laugh!

@Dodgeball_Pat04/05/2007 05:26If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a bad joke.