1997 Vintage: The Strawberry Daiquiri

A guy orders a Strawberry Daiquiri. The bartender says, “One adult smoothie, coming up.”

🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025

In 1995, bar humor was built on the classic "A guy walks into a b...read more »

A literal interpretation of a classic phrase.A blind man walks in...read more »

Grammar humor for the more sophisticated drinker.The past, presen...read more »

A guy walks in and asks for a Nuka-Cola. The bartender gives him...read more »

A light-hearted hit that really floats.Helium walks into a bar an...read more »

"100% human-poured and carbonated."Part of the 58 Bar Jokes: The...read more »

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@Beverly_Hills_9021007/23/2011 16:10The coolest joke in the zip code.

@SoundBlaster_AWE12/03/1995 21:57Crystal clear MIDI humor.

@Project_Mayhem11/02/1995 21:09Our first rule: Laugh at everything.

@Donny_V_ShutUp02/28/1998 23:38Shut up Donny! I’m trying to read!

@AllYourBase_9903/16/2008 17:06All your jokes are belong to us! Take off every zig!

@Llamas_With_Hats11/01/1996 23:29Caaaaarl! That was a funny one!