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Part of the 65 Bar Jokes: The 2009 “Hangover & Avatar” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025
55 Bar Jokes: The 2020 “Quarantine & Zoom Bar” Edition
In 2020, the bar moved from the corner of the street to the corne...read more »
53 Bar Jokes: The 2022 “Elon Buys Twitter & Top Gun” Edition
In 2022, the bar became the place where we escaped from "blue che...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Bio-Metric Pour
The tap only works if your fingerprint proves you've had at leas...read more »
The Termite Arrival
Construction humor for the local watering hole.A termite walks in...read more »
The Panda Order
A lesson in why punctuation matters in nature.A panda walks into ...read more »
56 Bar Jokes: The 2014 “Ice Bucket Challenge & World Cup” Edition
In 2014, the bar was a place where you didn't just drink—ids you ...read more »
The Past Tense
Grammar humor for the more sophisticated drinker.The past, presen...read more »
64 Bar Jokes: The 1996 “Microbrewery & Martini Mania” Edition
In 1996, bar conversations revolved around two things: whether th...read more »
The Blind Man
A literal interpretation of a classic phrase.A blind man walks in...read more »
69 Bar Jokes: The 2003 “Finding Nemo & iTunes Store” Edition
In 2003, the bar was the place to be if you wanted to debate the ...read more »
😜 More from category: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025
The Schrödinger Cat
The most famous cat in science makes an appearance.Schrödinger’s ...read more »
2025 Classic: The Self-Driving Tab
A guy gets kicked out for being too drunk. He says, "It’s okay! ...read more »
2025 Classic: The Lab-Grown Lager
"It’s perfect!" "It’s too perfect. I want a beer that has a mist...read more »
51 Bar Jokes: The 2017 “Fidget Spinner & Bitcoin Boom” Edition
In 2017, the bar was divided into two groups: people trying to ex...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
My processor can barely handle this much humor!
Get in my belly! (The joke, I mean).
I love gold! And I love this joke!
I laughed once. It was awful. (Just kidding, it’s gold).
The history of humor in one post.
I’ll mention this in my next episode!