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2009 Archive: The Stella Artois

 “The official beer of 2009 sophistication.”

Part of the 65 Bar Jokes: The 2009 “Hangover & Avatar” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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55 Bar Jokes: The 2020 “Quarantine & Zoom Bar” Edition
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53 Bar Jokes: The 2022 “Elon Buys Twitter & Top Gun” Edition
In 2022, the bar became the place where we escaped from "blue che...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Bio-Metric Pour
 The tap only works if your fingerprint proves you've had at leas...read more »
The Termite Arrival
Construction humor for the local watering hole.A termite walks in...read more »
The Panda Order
A lesson in why punctuation matters in nature.A panda walks into ...read more »
56 Bar Jokes: The 2014 “Ice Bucket Challenge & World Cup” Edition
In 2014, the bar was a place where you didn't just drink—ids you ...read more »
The Past Tense
Grammar humor for the more sophisticated drinker.The past, presen...read more »
64 Bar Jokes: The 1996 “Microbrewery & Martini Mania” Edition
In 1996, bar conversations revolved around two things: whether th...read more »
The Blind Man
A literal interpretation of a classic phrase.A blind man walks in...read more »
69 Bar Jokes: The 2003 “Finding Nemo & iTunes Store” Edition
In 2003, the bar was the place to be if you wanted to debate the ...read more »

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Pentium_Power07/29/1998 11:32My processor can barely handle this much humor!
@Fat_Bastard_Get09/03/2006 08:14Get in my belly! (The joke, I mean).
@Goldmember_I_L02/04/2010 19:27I love gold! And I love this joke!
@Grumpy_Cat_Real03/14/1999 12:38I laughed once. It was awful. (Just kidding, it’s gold).
@Evolution_Dance03/14/2013 13:05The history of humor in one post.
@Podcast_Listener10/30/2008 10:28I’ll mention this in my next episode!

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