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2000 Classic: The Stella Artois

 A guy orders a Stella and feels 10% more sophisticated immediately.

Part of the 67 Bar Jokes: The 2000 “New Millennium & Reality TV” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025

70 Bar Jokes: The 2010 “Inception & Instagram Launch” Edition
In 2010, the bar scene became visual. If you didn't take a filter...read more »
73 Bar Jokes: The 2005 “YouTube & How I Met Your Mother” Edition
In 2005, the bar was the stage for everyone's inner "Legendary" p...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Climate Change Cocktail
 "I'll have a 'Melting Glacier'." The bartender gives him a glass...read more »
The Two Guys
The third guy is always the smartest.Two guys walk into a bar. Th...read more »
62 Bar Jokes: The 2008 “Financial Crisis & Iron Man” Edition
In 2008, bar talk shifted from "look at my cool new app" to "look...read more »
2024 Vintage: The Kamikaze
 "To the year of the brainrot!"Part of the 58 Bar Jokes: The 2024...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Real-Time Translation
 A guy from Mars, a guy from Earth, and a guy from the Metaverse ...read more »
54 Bar Jokes: The 2019 “Endgame & Joker” Edition
In 2019, the bar was the place to process the end of an era. Whet...read more »
2024 Vintage: The New Year's Resolution
 "In 2025, I'm going to spend more time being 'mindful' and less ...read more »
The Termite Arrival
Construction humor for the local watering hole.A termite walks in...read more »

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2025 Classic: The Self-Driving Tab
 A guy gets kicked out for being too drunk. He says, "It’s okay! ...read more »
74 Bar Jokes: The 2001 “Odyssey & iPod Era” Edition
In 2001, the bar atmosphere changed. The Y2K fear was gone, repla...read more »
The Three-Inch Man
A tiny visitor with a very large piano.A guy walks into a bar and...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Smart Stool
 The stool moves to the left because it detected a "more interest...read more »

⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@AltaVista_Pro06/23/1996 17:53Best result I ever found on a search engine.
@Skate_Or_Die_9901/10/2014 21:01Totally gnarly humor, dude!
@Titanic_Jack09/07/2014 00:26I am the king of the world... of laughing!
@USB_Pioneer02/18/2008 13:47Plug and Play laughter!
@Malware_Hunter07/12/1995 06:33Scanning... Laughs detected!
@Sum41_Skater10/31/2001 16:24In too deep with this humor. Hilarious!
@Evolution_Dance09/23/2003 02:12The history of humor in one post.
@Annoying_Orange07/17/2003 05:54Hey! Apple! Look at this joke!

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