Married. 2015. Still can’t agree on the dress color.
Part of the 64 Marriage Jokes: The 2015 “Apple Watch & Hotline Bling” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
It really whips the llama's ass!
Bite my shiny metal... that is hilarious!
Yeah, baby, yeah! Groovy humor!
I love how this site uses frames! Very 1997.
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Searching multiple sites for jokes... found the best one here.
Mood: Amused. Music: 90s Pop.
At least I have my jokes to keep me company.