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2015 Classic: The Status

 Married. 2015. Still can’t agree on the dress color.

Part of the 64 Marriage Jokes: The 2015 “Apple Watch & Hotline Bling” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@WinAmp_Shaker09/03/1998 06:40It really whips the llama's ass!
@Futurama_Bender11/08/2014 03:18Bite my shiny metal... that is hilarious!
@Austin_Powers_Y05/06/2013 18:33Yeah, baby, yeah! Groovy humor!
@Frame_Set_Wizard08/24/2012 08:23I love how this site uses frames! Very 1997.
@Ring_Member_9801/07/2008 07:03Part of the "Funny Sites" WebRing.
@Metacrawler_X07/29/2003 17:21Searching multiple sites for jokes... found the best one here.
@LiveJournal_Deep09/13/2001 04:16Mood: Amused. Music: 90s Pop.
@Forever_Alone_X07/25/2011 16:04At least I have my jokes to keep me company.

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