A guy walks in dressed as Jar Jar Binks. The bartender says, “I have a bad feeling about this.”
Part of the 79 Bar Jokes: The 1999 “Party Like It’s 1999 & Y2K Panic” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I came here to kick ass and read jokes... and I’m all out of gum.
Are you not entertained? Because I am!
Why so serious? Read this joke!
Float: left; Laugh: right; Top: tier!
Don’t you forget about me... or this joke.
It’s pretty much my favorite joke. It’s a Liger!
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