A guy starts playing “Red Light, Green Light” on his way to the bathroom. The bartender yells, “Green light!” and the guy runs. The bartender yells, “Red light!” and the guy freezes mid-step. The bouncer says, “One more move and you’re eliminated… from the bar.”
Part of the 56 Bar Jokes: The 2021 “Vaccine & Crypto-NFT” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025
The Helium Exit
A light-hearted hit that really floats.Helium walks into a bar an...read more »
The Invisible Man
A classic bar setup that disappears before your eyes.An invisible...read more »
37 Celebrity Jokes: The 2006 “Very Nice!” Edition
In 2006, we were all trying to sound like a Kazakh journalist, le...read more »
2024 Archive: The Margarita
"Saltier than a fan of the losing team at the Euros."Part of the...read more »
65 Bar Jokes: The 2009 “Hangover & Avatar” Edition
In 2009, the bar was a place of high-concept escapism. If you wer...read more »
The Blind Man
A literal interpretation of a classic phrase.A blind man walks in...read more »
77 Bar Jokes: The 2004 “Facebook & Mean Girls” Edition
In 2004, bar conversations started to shift. Instead of settled b...read more »
The Skeleton Order
A spooky visitor with a very specific thirst.A skeleton walks int...read more »
The C, Eb, and G
Music theory humor for the harmoniously inclined.C, Eb, and G wal...read more »
58 Bar Jokes: The 2024 “Eclipse, Olympics & AI Overload” Edition
In 2024, the bar became a sanctuary from a world that felt increa...read more »
😜 More from category: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2024 Classic: The Bluey Dad
A guy walks in looking exhausted and says, "I just want to be Ba...read more »
The Horse Question
The most iconic setup in the history of American pubs.A horse wal...read more »
2025 Classic: The Universal Basic Income
A guy orders a beer and says, "Government's buying!" The bartend...read more »
56 Bar Jokes: The 2014 “Ice Bucket Challenge & World Cup” Edition
In 2014, the bar was a place where you didn't just drink—ids you ...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
You’ve Got Mail... and it’s a hilarious joke!
I’m saving this text file to my 3.5" diskette.
Just one more joke... then I’ll go to sleep.
My pet is beep-beeping but I am too busy reading!
The Dude abides... this joke.
The magic man... is laughing!
Mood: Amused. Music: 90s Pop.
This joke fits my Xanga theme perfectly.
That’s a real terrific joke, Coach Z!