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2017 Archive: The Split

 I told her I have 23 different personalities. She said, “And all of them are annoying. What a coincidence.”

Part of the 62 Marriage Jokes: The 2017 “Fidget Spinner & Bitcoin” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025

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60 Marriage Jokes: The 2021 “Vaccine & Crypto” Edition
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2025 Archive: The Last Word
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63 Marriage Jokes: The 2012 “End of the World & Instagram” Edition
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2025 Archive: The Digital Estate
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2025 Legacy: The AI Gardener
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58 Marriage Jokes: The 2004 “Facebook & Motorola” Edition
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 The dog said, "Feed me, you bald idiot." My wife said, "Finally,...read more »

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Net_Neutral_9510/15/1996 11:26This is why we need the internet.
@Seinfeld_George07/06/2004 21:50What is the deal with these funny jokes?
@Nsync_Justin02/27/2000 19:29Bye bye bye... to my bad mood!
@Oracle_Says05/17/2006 19:01I knew you’d laugh at this.
@Celebrity_DM06/04/1998 09:01Let’s get it on! (The comedy match).
@Brennan_Huff_X09/19/2010 23:41I have the voice of an angel... and the laugh of a hyena.
@Reddit_Original09/14/1997 18:39The front page of the internet... in 1999!

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