I told her I have 23 different personalities. She said, “And all of them are annoying. What a coincidence.”
Part of the 62 Marriage Jokes: The 2017 “Fidget Spinner & Bitcoin” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
This is why we need the internet.
What is the deal with these funny jokes?
Bye bye bye... to my bad mood!
I knew you’d laugh at this.
Let’s get it on! (The comedy match).
I have the voice of an angel... and the laugh of a hyena.
The front page of the internet... in 1999!