I told her I’m in a Saw movie. She said, “The ‘trap’ is the laundry room. Go play a game.”
Part of the 60 Marriage Jokes: The 2021 “Vaccine & Crypto” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025
The Silent Treatment
When the quietest moments are the loudest ones in the house.My wi...read more »
The Grocery List
A simple errand that becomes a test of character.I went to the st...read more »
“Some people ask the secret of...
“Some people ask the secret of Anthony’s long marriage. They take...read more »
62 Marriage Jokes: The 2022 “Wordle & Multiverse” Edition
In 2022, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of not spoi...read more »
65 Marriage Jokes: The 2025 “GPT-5 & Digital Twins” Edition
In 2025, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of managing...read more »
The Romantic Dinner
Trying to keep the spark alive in the middle of a busy week.I tri...read more »
“All marriages are happy–it’s the living...
“All marriages are happy–it’s the living together afterward that ...read more »
What’s the difference between love and...
What’s the difference between love and marriage?
Love is blind b...read more »
63 Marriage Jokes: The 2009 “Avatar & FarmVille” Edition
In 2009, marriage was about navigating the "blue" obsession of&nb...read more »
58 Marriage Jokes: The 2004 “Facebook & Motorola” Edition
In 2004, marriage entered the era of social media distraction and...read more »
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Why is this so relatable?
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2025 Archive: The Smart Toilet
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