No Way Home: Three guys walk into a bar, and they all look exactly the same. The bartender says, “I’ve seen this meme. Which one of you is going to point at the other first?”
Part of the 56 Bar Jokes: The 2021 “Vaccine & Crypto-NFT” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025
The Helium Exit
A light-hearted hit that really floats.Helium walks into a bar an...read more »
2025 Classic: The AI Proxy
A guy's personal AI bot walks into a bar and says, "My owner is ...read more »
55 Bar Jokes: The 2016 “Pokémon GO & Election” Edition
In 2016, the bar was no longer a sanctuary from the internet; it ...read more »
The Salt Shaker
Warning: this one might get a little salty.A guy walks into a bar...read more »
2025 Classic: The Lab-Grown Lager
"It’s perfect!" "It’s too perfect. I want a beer that has a mist...read more »
The Mushroom Character
Why fungi are always the life of the party.A mushroom walks into ...read more »
The Grasshopper Surprise
When your name precedes your reputation.A grasshopper walks into ...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Deepfake Date
A guy says, "My date looks exactly like a movie star!" The barte...read more »
The "Just One Drink"
The biggest lie ever told in the history of bars."Just one drink"...read more »
64 Bar Jokes: The 1996 “Microbrewery & Martini Mania” Edition
In 1996, bar conversations revolved around two things: whether th...read more »
😜 More from category: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025
70 Bar Jokes: The 2010 “Inception & Instagram Launch” Edition
In 2010, the bar scene became visual. If you didn't take a filter...read more »
65 Bar Jokes: The 2009 “Hangover & Avatar” Edition
In 2009, the bar was a place of high-concept escapism. If you wer...read more »
The Cliffhanger
Ending the night on a very high note.A guy walks into a bar at th...read more »
The Horse Question
The most iconic setup in the history of American pubs.A horse wal...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Reminds me of the good old days on the local board.
Checking my mail at the library and laughing out loud!
Will the real funny joke please stand up?
It’s peanut butter jelly time! Where he at?
Digg this joke! It’s going to the front page!
Chocolate Rain... some stay dry, others laugh.
*Boom* - there goes my brain!
...Clap... Clap... Clap. Bravo!