There was a spider in the bathtub. I was the designated “Exterminator,” even though I was more scared than she was.
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Adding a "Under Construction" gif because I’m busy laughing.
The green petal is glowing! New joke!
And thats the bottom line, cause this joke said so!
Everybody cut loose! Footloose! Laugh-loose!
Y U NO TELL MORE JOKES?