2015 Legacy: The Specialist

I went to a ‘Wrist-Tech Specialist.’ He didn’t check my lungs; he just cleaned the sensor on my watch.

🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025

"Your bones are 100% organic. That’s very rare in 2025."Part of t...read more »

My watch told me I was dead. I had to pay the doctor $100 to prov...read more »

In 2016, the medical world faced a new epidemic: "augmented reali...read more »

Modern healthcare summarized in one quick interaction.My doctor t...read more »

"I'm the first surgeon to be 50% machine." "And 100% overpriced."...read more »

When the medical equipment is smarter than the patient.My doctor ...read more »

I went to a 'Longevity Architect'. He told me my life is a "fixer...read more »

"I'm using a 'Generative Scalpel'." "Does it know what it’s doing...read more »

It’s just a treadmill that only works if you're mining crypto for...read more »

"I can't hear anything." "That’s because you have 'Selective Neur...read more »

"Why is there an 'AI Thinking Fee'?" "Because the computer had to...read more »

A clever way to find out who’s really listening at home.A man thi...read more »

My doctor's brain buzzed. He said, "I have to go, I’m being 'Patc...read more »

"We don't cover 'Existential Robot Anxiety'. That's a 'Human-Only...read more »

@Dark_Knight_Joker01/15/1998 22:52Why so serious? Read this joke!

@C++_Dev_9803/10/2000 23:49I didn’t find any memory leaks in this joke. Perfect.

@Big_Lebowski_Dude07/21/2012 03:32The Dude abides... this joke.

@Ed_Edd_n_Eddy01/13/2007 17:46That’s a lot of jawbreakers worth of humor!

@Ali_G_In_Da_H08/06/2010 01:31Is it cos I is funny? Respect!

@Bad_Luck_Brian03/18/2000 10:11Tells a joke... everyone laughs at him, not the joke.

@Tay_Zonday_Fan03/06/2000 04:23Chocolate Rain... some stay dry, others laugh.