2021 Archive: The Space Race

Why did the billionaires go to space in 2021? To find a place where they could finally escape “Dad’s” bad jokes.

🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)

He wanted to make some liquid assets.read more »

Kid: Can you put my shoes on? Dad: No, I don't think they'll fit...read more »

Q: Why don’t astronomers like Orion’s Belt? A: It’s a big waist ...read more »

In 2018, the "Snap" changed the universe, but it didn't change yo...read more »

It was framed.read more »

They wear snow caps.read more »

They don’t want to get beaten.read more »

In 2013, you couldn’t go anywhere without hearing "Let It Go" or ...read more »

In 2020, the world went indoors. While the kids were learning via...read more »

Because you can see right through them.read more »

Dad: Is anyone here capable of putting their shoes on in a timely...read more »

Q: Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? A: In case he go...read more »

Kid: Did you get a haircut? Dad: No, I got them all cut!read more »

He couldn’t see himself doing it.read more »

@South_Park_Cartman09/12/2012 18:58Respect my authoritah! This is funny.

@Charmed_Ones08/30/2000 22:09The power of three... laughs!

@Gladiator_Proximo10/30/1999 10:12Win the crowd, and you will win your freedom!

@Party_On_Garth11/11/2008 20:51I think I’m gonna hurl... from laughter!

@Fat_Bastard_Get08/13/2003 02:59Get in my belly! (The joke, I mean).

@Ali_G_In_Da_H02/24/2015 22:45Is it cos I is funny? Respect!

@Ricky_Bobby_Fan05/06/2008 06:55Shake and bake! Hilarious!