2020 Classic: The Sourdough Crust

Why did the bread get a gold medal in 2020? Because it was the only “rising” star in the house.

🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)

In 2019, the world was taking its horse to the "Old Town Road" un...read more »

Kid: Dad, have you listened to a word I've said? Dad: What an od...read more »

In 2018, the "Snap" changed the universe, but it didn't change yo...read more »

The new millennium was in full swing by 2001. While the world was...read more »

In 2006, the living room changed forever. While the kids were acc...read more »

Because she will let it go.read more »

Q: Where do penguins keep their money? A: In a snowbank!read more »

Q: Why don’t astronomers like Orion’s Belt? A: It’s a big waist ...read more »

Because it saw the salad dressing.read more »

In 2021, we were all a little stuck—much like a giant cargo ship ...read more »

A dino-snore.read more »

It had too many problems.read more »

Kid: Dad, can you make me a sandwich? Dad: Poof! You’re a sandwi...read more »

@AOL_Surfer12/18/2004 21:08You’ve Got Mail... and it’s a hilarious joke!

@Angelfire_User01/04/2010 12:29Adding a "Under Construction" gif because I’m busy laughing.

@Jurassic_Park_Fan04/28/2012 11:57Life... uh... finds a way to be funny.

@White_Goodman_G09/01/2011 10:03We’re better than you, and we know it!

@Beanie_Campbell06/14/1998 05:35True friendship is sharing a good joke.

@I_See_What_You12/08/2012 22:40I see what you did there. Clever!