They’re back. They’re still singing the same song, just with different words.
Part of the 69 Observational One-Liners: The 2003 Digital Dawn archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Syncing this joke to my handheld device.
Mmmbop, ba duba dop... that is funny!
I’m burning this joke to a CD-RW.
No viruses here, just good vibes.
I need TP for my bunghole! And more jokes!
That’s a lot of jawbreakers worth of humor!
I can’t believe my parents forgot my joke!
Luv this! Sharing with my luvs!
The layout of this joke is perfect. 10/10.
The history of humor in one post.