The sofa is my second home. It’s where I go when I’m “wrong,” which is apparently a full-time job.
Part of the 55 Marriage Jokes: The 1995 “Classic Compromise” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
The power of three... laughs!
Bloody brilliant, mate!
sudo apt-get install more_jokes... Success!
You must learn the five-point-palm-exploding-laugh technique.
Found a funny joke. Didn’t crash the browser.
Classic. Simply classic.
Hacking into the comedy mainframe.