What do you call a snowman in the summer? A puddle.
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Forgot to feed my pet while reading this. RIP.
Di-da-di-da-di-da-do-do! Funniest site ever!
The spinning envelope told me to come here.
Crawled my way to this hilarious page.
All the search engines agree: this is funny.
The pool is closed... but the joke archive is open!
My mind is blown by how funny this is.