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2017 Archive: The Snatched

 I told her we should go to South America. She reminded me I got scared of a moth in the kitchen last night.

Part of the 62 Marriage Jokes: The 2017 “Fidget Spinner & Bitcoin” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025

The Grocery List
A simple errand that becomes a test of character.I went to the st...read more »
The Thermostat Battle
The eternal struggle for the perfect indoor climate.Marriage is j...read more »
65 Marriage Jokes: The 2000 “New Millennium & Nokia” Edition
In 2000, marriage survived the Y2K bug only to face the challenge...read more »
“A couple was getting married, and...
“A couple was getting married, and it was only three days before ...read more »
The Romantic Dinner
Trying to keep the spark alive in the middle of a busy week.I tri...read more »
65 Marriage Jokes: The 1998 “Google & Grunge” Edition
In 1998, marriage was defined by the transition from the angst of...read more »
2025 Vintage: The VR Divorce
 I told her I’m leaving her in the Metaverse. She said, "Great, t...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Climate-Control House
 The house knows when we’re arguing and turns the temp down to "C...read more »
The New Dress
Navigating the most dangerous question in history.My wife asked i...read more »
2025 Legacy: The AI Podcast
 He started a show where he interviews himself. I told him he’s h...read more »

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Nighttime melodies that only a spouse can truly appreciate.My wif...read more »
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 It detects when I’m "hogging" it and sends a small electric shoc...read more »

⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Buffy_Fan9705/29/2010 06:15Slaying the competition with these jokes.
@Hotmail_Checker03/21/2008 22:14Checking my mail at the library and laughing out loud!
@Ed_Edd_n_Eddy06/27/2000 07:33That’s a lot of jawbreakers worth of humor!
@Frame_Set_Wizard10/23/2011 14:31I love how this site uses frames! Very 1997.
@Prodigy_User_X02/27/1998 20:37Way better than the Prodigy boards!

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