What do you call a funny snake? Hiss-terical.
Part of the 58 Classic Dad Jokes: The 1999 Millennium Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
Kid: Dad, can you make me...
Kid: Dad, can you make me a sandwich?
Dad: Poof! You’re a sandwi...read more »
Q: Where do penguins keep their...
Q: Where do penguins keep their money?
A: In a snowbank!read more »
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer?
He couldn’t see himself doing it.read more »
Why are ghosts bad liars?
Because you can see right through them.read more »
What do you call fake spaghetti?
An impasta.read more »
Why is Peter Pan always flying?
Because he Neverlands.read more »
54 Original Dad Jokes: The 2003 "Finding Nemo" Edition
By 2003, the 21st century was starting to feel like home. While t...read more »
Q: Did you hear about the...
Q: Did you hear about the king who was exactly 12 inches tall?
A...read more »
Dad: What’s this vegetable called? Kid:...
Dad: What’s this vegetable called?
Kid: An artichoke.
Dad: Well...read more »
51 Original Dad Jokes: The 2004 "Social Network" Edition
In 2004, the world started getting "connected" in ways we never i...read more »
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Why did the photo go to jail?
It was framed.read more »
Why don't mountains get cold in winter?
They wear snow caps.read more »
Q: Why is Peter Pan always...
Q: Why is Peter Pan always flying?
A: Because he Neverlands!read more »
Why was the math teacher suspicious of prime numbers?
They were acting odd.read more »
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Deadly funny! Watch out!
Nothing but net! This joke is a slam dunk!
I HAVE THE POWEEEEER... to laugh!
Way better than the Prodigy boards!
Great joke! Meet me at the lobby!
I like it when the jokes are... rusty.