2016 Archive: The Small Print

Why did the lawyer use “Galaxy Note 7 Red” font? To show the client that this contract is about to “blow up” their bank account.

🔥 Top 10: The Lawyer Joke Archive: 1995–2025

A lawyer used a "Holographic Bluff." He made it look like he was...read more »

A lawyer walked into court with a legal pad, just to intimidate ...read more »

A lawyer represented Harley Quinn to sue the Joker for "failure ...read more »

Stealing from the rich and giving... to the legal team.My lawyer ...read more »

Twelve people picked to decide who has the better suit.A jury con...read more »

Competition is the soul of the legal profession.A town with one l...read more »

In 2009, "disruption" became the favorite word of people who didn...read more »

In 1995, the legal world was obsessed with "The Trial of the Cent...read more »

A lawyer brought a "Brain-Wave Recording" to court to prove his ...read more »

A lawyer was sued for "negligent prompting" after his AI-generat...read more »

The struggle of learning the ropes and the bills.What’s the diffe...read more »

A lawyer spent 50 hours looking for a client's private key. He b...read more »

Why was the lawyer happy? He could now receive a "guilty" verdic...read more »

In 2023, the legal profession realized that the "Bar Exam" might ...read more »

@Oregon_Trail_Survivor01/04/2015 21:48You have died of dysentery... and laughter!

@WebTV_Viewer12/13/1996 16:55Reading this on my television! Technology is amazing!

@South_Park_Cartman09/19/2002 23:52Respect my authoritah! This is funny.

@Seinfeld_Fan_Club04/03/2006 21:59A joke about nothing? Love it!

@Top_Gun_Maverick07/28/1999 18:39I feel the need... the need for comedy!

@Hansel_So_Hot08/11/1997 00:09That Hansel... he’s so hot right now. Just like this joke.

@Harambe_Memories09/20/2010 11:10Dicks out for... jokes? (Too soon?).

@Epic_Fail_Guy05/17/2007 23:58This joke is an Epic Win!