Why did the lawyer use “Comic Sans” for the fine print? He wanted the client to think the $5,000 fee was just a joke.
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Found a real treasure with this one.
Expecto Patronum! Laughs everywhere!
Simply posh humor. I love it.
The first rule of joke club is... tell everyone!
Do ya like dags? And jokes?
Thunder! Thunder! Thundercats! HO! (Funny!)
Did we just become best friends? Yup!
Reading this on my Blackberry. Sharp!