Why did the dad put his ear to the computer screen? He was waiting for a “long distance” call from the future.
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🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
Sofishticated.read more »
Why did the math book look sad?
It had too many problems.read more »
54 Original Dad Jokes: The 2003 "Finding Nemo" Edition
By 2003, the 21st century was starting to feel like home. While t...read more »
63 Original Dad Jokes: The 2020 "Quarantine" Edition
In 2020, the world went indoors. While the kids were learning via...read more »
Why did the old man fall in the well?
Because he couldn’t see that well.read more »
Why did the photo go to jail?
It was framed.read more »
Q: Why did the coffee go...
Q: Why did the coffee go to the police?
A: To report a mugging!read more »
51 Original Dad Jokes: The 2004 "Social Network" Edition
In 2004, the world started getting "connected" in ways we never i...read more »
Kid: Dad, can you put the...
Kid: Dad, can you put the cat out?
Dad: I didn't know it was on ...read more »
Why did the invisible man turn down the job?
He couldn’t see himself doing it.read more »
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Kid: I’ll call you later. Dad:...
Kid: I’ll call you later.
Dad: No, call me Dad.read more »
Kid: I had a thought. Dad:...
Kid: I had a thought.
Dad: I thought I smelled something burning...read more »
What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
Nacho cheese.read more »
Why was the math teacher suspicious of prime numbers?
They were acting odd.read more »
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This joke didn’t crash my system, surprisingly.
Please let this be a normal field trip... NO! Laughs!
Sugar, spice, and everything funny!
Classic 80s humor. Love it.
I didn’t forward this to 10 people, but I still got a laugh!
Y U NO TELL MORE JOKES?
One does not simply read one joke.
Selling 100 laughs for 10gp!
This joke looks better with a sepia filter.