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🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025

In 2008, bar talk shifted from "look at my cool new app" to "look...read more »

A guy tries to pay with a physical coin. The bartender says, "Wh...read more »

"Team Black or Team Green?" "Team Beer," says the bartender.Part...read more »

In 2022, the bar became the place where we escaped from "blue che...read more »

A literal interpretation of a classic phrase.A blind man walks in...read more »

"This mint was grown three feet from your head."Part of the 30 B...read more »

The third guy is always the smartest.Two guys walk into a bar. Th...read more »

In 2005, the bar was the stage for everyone's inner "Legendary" p...read more »

A guy says, "My date looks exactly like a movie star!" The barte...read more »

The tap only works if your fingerprint proves you've had at leas...read more »

Two guys walk in, one in red, one in yellow. They spend the whol...read more »

Coming soon to a bar near you... yesterday.A time traveler walks ...read more »

In 2010, the bar scene became visual. If you didn't take a filter...read more »

In 2024, the bar became a sanctuary from a world that felt increa...read more »

@ICQ_Classic03/14/2014 03:01That "Uh-oh!" sound is actually me laughing!

@Charmed_Ones07/10/1997 06:09The power of three... laughs!

@Fifth_Element_Lelu03/10/2010 15:11Multipass! For the comedy club!

@Gogo_Yubari_Ball02/17/2014 06:07Deadly funny! Watch out!

@Hamster_Dance_X08/12/1999 17:59Di-da-di-da-di-da-do-do! Funniest site ever!

@Distracted_Boy10/01/2005 08:47Looking at this joke while my girlfriend stares at me.