A spooky dance where nobody has any skin in the game.
Why didn’t the skeleton go to the dance? Because he had no body to go with!
🔥 Top 10: The Kids Joke Archive: 1995–2025
Why did the jellybean go to...
Why did the jellybean go to school?
Answer: Because it wanted to...read more »
Why did the bee have sticky...
Why did the bee have sticky hair?
Answer: Because it used honeyc...read more »
Why do cows have bells? Answer:...
Why do cows have bells?
Answer: Because their horns don’t work!read more »
54 Kids Jokes: The 1996 “Space Jam & N64” Edition
In 1996, the world went 3D with the release of the Nintendo 64, a...read more »
What do you call a rabbit...
What do you call a rabbit who tells jokes?
Answer: A funny bunny...read more »
What did the big flower say...
What did the big flower say to the little flower?
Answer: “Hey, ...read more »
What do elves learn in school?...
What do elves learn in school?
Answer: The elf-abet!read more »
54 Kids Jokes: The 2018 “Fortnite & Infinity War” Edition
In 2018, life was all about finding a Golden Scar and avoiding th...read more »
What did one hat say to...
What did one hat say to the other?
Answer: “You stay here, I’ll ...read more »
Why did the clock break up...
Why did the clock break up with the calendar?
Answer: Because it...read more »
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52 Kids Jokes: The 2015 “Inside Out & Star Wars Return” Edition
In 2015, we finally got to see Han Solo back on the Falcon and le...read more »
52 Kids Jokes: The 2025 “Six-Seven & Chicken Jockey” Edition
In 2025, the ultimate test was trying to explain the "67" meme to...read more »
52 Kids Jokes: The 2004 “Shrek 2 & Razr Flip” Edition
In 2004, the peak of entertainment was watching Puss in Boots do ...read more »
53 Kids Jokes: The 2001 “Wizards, Ogres & Fellowship” Edition
In 2001, every kid was waiting for an owl to bring their school l...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Slaying the competition with these jokes.
It really whips the llama's ass!
Just flipped my phone open to show my friends!
And thats the bottom line, cause this joke said so!
In too deep with this humor. Hilarious!
Let’s get it on! (The comedy match).
Shut up and take my laughter!
my boss told me this joke and nobody laughed. i laughed here though. lol.
classic. just classic. we need more of this human humor online.
i’m laughing way harder than i should at this. help.