2022 Legacy: The Skateboard

Why did the skateboard go to the bank? To get some “grind” money.

🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)

Because they’re shellfish.read more »

Q: What did the photon say to the hotel bellhop? A: No luggage, ...read more »

In 2004, the world started getting "connected" in ways we never i...read more »

Dad: Is anyone here capable of putting their shoes on in a timely...read more »

Kid: Dad, can you make me a sandwich? Dad: Poof! You’re a sandwi...read more »

Dad: What’s this vegetable called? Kid: An artichoke. Dad: Well...read more »

Because he couldn’t see that well.read more »

Nacho cheese.read more »

In 2013, you couldn’t go anywhere without hearing "Let It Go" or ...read more »

It had too many problems.read more »

By 2003, the 21st century was starting to feel like home. While t...read more »

Q: Why don’t astronomers like Orion’s Belt? A: It’s a big waist ...read more »

Q: Where do penguins keep their money? A: In a snowbank!read more »

Kid: Dad, can you put the cat out? Dad: I didn't know it was on ...read more »

@Napster_Leech05/25/2010 21:01Downloading laughs at 3kb/s. Great stuff!

@CRT_Degauss05/11/2014 23:16BWONGGGG! My monitor just vibrated from that laugh.

@Donnie_Darko_8808/28/2002 13:27Why are you wearing that stupid man suit? LOL.

@Bill_The_Pai_Mei09/05/2005 16:41You must learn the five-point-palm-exploding-laugh technique.

@Map_Maker_X09/21/2004 00:50The layout of this joke is perfect. 10/10.

@Epic_Fail_Guy03/18/2011 18:30This joke is an Epic Win!

@Social_Media_G04/01/1997 09:12I’m going to poke you for this joke!