Why did the skateboard stay in the garage? It was “bored” of the driveway.
Part of the 63 Original Dad Jokes: The 2020 “Quarantine” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
Why did the old man fall in the well?
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Because she will let it go.read more »
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Because he Neverlands.read more »
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Alert("HA HA HA HA!");
Love this! No pop-up ads can stop me from laughing.
The farce is strong with this one!
Trust no one... except the guy who wrote this.
It is inevitable... you will laugh.
Why are you wearing that stupid man suit? LOL.
I HAVE THE POWEEEEER... to laugh!
Where are all the other funny sites? Oh, right here.
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Problem? No, just laughs!