Why did the skateboard go to the bank? To get some “grind” money.
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🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
55 Original Dad Jokes: The 2000 Millennium Archive
The world didn't end, the computers didn't crash, and dads everyw...read more »
Why did the scarecrow become a successful neurosurgeon?
He was outstanding in his field.read more »
Q: How do you make a...
Q: How do you make a tissue dance?
A: You put a little boogie in...read more »
Why don't eggs go to parties?
They don’t want to get beaten.read more »
Kid: Dad, can you make me...
Kid: Dad, can you make me a sandwich?
Dad: Poof! You’re a sandwi...read more »
What do you call fake spaghetti?
An impasta.read more »
Why don't mountains get cold in winter?
They wear snow caps.read more »
59 Original Dad Jokes: The 2013 "Frozen" Edition
In 2013, you couldn’t go anywhere without hearing "Let It Go" or ...read more »
Kid: Dad, have you listened to...
Kid: Dad, have you listened to a word I've said?
Dad: What an od...read more »
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Why don't skeletons fight each other?
They don’t have the guts.read more »
Why do cows wear bells?
Because their horns don’t work.read more »
52 Original Dad Jokes: The 2008 "Superpower" Edition
In 2008, the world was going "super." While everyone was busy wat...read more »
Q: Did you hear about the...
Q: Did you hear about the king who was exactly 12 inches tall?
A...read more »
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D’oh! Why didn’t I think of that joke?
Win the crowd, and you will win your freedom!
I lost my stocks but I kept my sense of humor.
Whoa, mama! You’re looking funny today.
Ma-ia-hii, Ma-ia-huu! Laughing in my webcam!
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