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2012 Legacy: The Silver Linings Playbook

 A guy tells the bartender his life story. The bartender says, “Excelsior! You’re still cut off.”

Part of the 52 Bar Jokes: The 2012 “End of the World & Gangnam Style” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Discman_Skipper03/12/2007 13:50Laughed so hard my CD skipped.
@Toy_Story_Buzz02/16/2005 19:46To infinity and beyond hilarious!
@SoulSeek_Fan03/07/2003 11:57Rare humor found in the deep web.
@Beavis_Cornholio09/24/2015 19:01I need TP for my bunghole! And more jokes!
@Dogpile_Fan_Club10/14/2013 04:53All the search engines agree: this is funny.
@Bebo_Lover_0511/03/2007 06:14Luv this! Sharing with my luvs!

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