A guy tells the bartender his life story. The bartender says, “Excelsior! You’re still cut off.”
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🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025
The Panda Order
A lesson in why punctuation matters in nature.A panda walks into ...read more »
76 Bar Jokes: The 1998 “Big Lebowski & Swing Revival” Edition
In 1998, bar culture felt like a time machine. One corner of the ...read more »
54 Bar Jokes: The 2011 “Royal Wedding & Skyrim” Edition
In 2011, you couldn't escape the "Hipster" takeover. Bars started...read more »
The Horse Question
The most iconic setup in the history of American pubs.A horse wal...read more »
2024 Archive: The Gladiator II
A guy asks, "Are you not entertained?!" while eating a bowl of p...read more »
The Termite Arrival
Construction humor for the local watering hole.A termite walks in...read more »
69 Bar Jokes: The 2003 “Finding Nemo & iTunes Store” Edition
In 2003, the bar was the place to be if you wanted to debate the ...read more »
67 Bar Jokes: The 2000 “New Millennium & Reality TV” Edition
In 2000, the bar was the only place to process the fact that the ...read more »
The Salt Shaker
Warning: this one might get a little salty.A guy walks into a bar...read more »
2024 Archive: The Brat Summer
A girl walks into a bar wearing neon green, messy hair, and smud...read more »
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2024 Archive: The White Russian
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The Mushroom Character
Why fungi are always the life of the party.A mushroom walks into ...read more »
53 Bar Jokes: The 2015 “Star Wars & Hotline Bling” Edition
In 2015, the bar was a place of high-stakes internet debates and ...read more »
51 Bar Jokes: The 2017 “Fidget Spinner & Bitcoin Boom” Edition
In 2017, the bar was divided into two groups: people trying to ex...read more »
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