2024 Vintage: The Shogun

My husband is acting like a Samurai. I told him he’s not Lord Toranaga; he’s just a guy who’s late for his dental appointment.

🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025

In 2021, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of planning...read more »

Navigating the most dangerous question in history.My wife asked i...read more »

In 2010, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of sharing ...read more »

Housework is a team sport, but someone is always on the bench.My ...read more »

In 2022, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of not spoi...read more »

Fixing things around the house... or making them worse.My wife as...read more »

Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about so...read more »

I tried to leave the house after a fight, but the smart car lock...read more »

Marriage is when a man and woman become one. The trouble starts w...read more »

In 2020, marriage was an extreme endurance sport played entirely ...read more »

When a couple gets married, why is it that the woman changes her ...read more »

A simple errand that becomes a test of character.I went to the st...read more »

A police officer jumps into his squad car and calls the station....read more »

My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.read more »

@Fresh_Prince_9007/02/2012 04:30In West Philadelphia born and raised, laughing at jokes...

@Tamagotchi_Sitter03/29/2010 06:25My pet is beep-beeping but I am too busy reading!

@Nsync_Justin09/08/2013 04:57Bye bye bye... to my bad mood!

@Daria_Morg06/08/2011 19:12My goal is to not smile. I failed. This is funny.

@Step_Brothers_B11/18/2011 15:14Did we just become best friends? Yup!

@Cyber_Cafe_Regular02/05/2015 22:47I’m paying 2 bucks an hour just to read these. Money well spent!