“I’ve used my powers of deduction.” “And?” “I’ve deduced that if I don’t buy you flowers for our anniversary, my future becomes an unsolved cold case.”
Part of the 52 Adult Jokes: The 2009 “Blue People & Bad Decisions” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Adult Joke (18+) Archive: 1995–2025
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Greetings from a cyber-cafe in London! Hilarious!
And in the morning, I am making waffles! Great joke!
Our first rule: Laugh at everything.
Who you gonna call? Joke-busters!
I love lamp. And I love this joke.
Ma-ia-hii, Ma-ia-huu! Laughing in my webcam!
Yesterday was Thursday, today is joke day!
Trading my rare items for more jokes like this!
So cute, yet so funny! LOL!