A Game of Shadows. I told her I’m playing a game of shadows. She turned on the light and said, “Go to bed.”
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Disrupting the comedy industry with this one!
One fine day with a woof and a purr... we laughed!
And knowing is half the battle! Laughing is the other half.
... (Laughter in silence).
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Seeking info, found a laugh. Mission success.
Bookmarking this for later. So delicious!
I should make a game about this joke.