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2019 Classic: The Shazam!

 I shouted the word in the living room. Nothing happened. My wife said, “Shazam! Your dinner is in the dog, go get a sandwich.”

Part of the 64 Marriage Jokes: The 2019 “Endgame & TikTok” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@T9_Texter09/06/2009 13:594-2-4-2-2! (H-A-H-A-A)
@PowerRanger_Red09/26/2001 06:49It’s morphin’ time! Time to laugh!
@Modem_Meltdown11/10/2004 22:20My computer froze but the joke was worth the reboot.
@DVD_Collector08/01/2012 00:18Better than the bonus features on my new discs!
@Myspace_First_Friend11/06/2005 22:48I’m Tom and I think this joke is cool!
@Party_On_Garth05/25/1996 00:22I think I’m gonna hurl... from laughter!
@Dale_Doback_Fan08/08/1997 20:19Don’t touch my drum set! I’m reading!
@Prodigy_User_X06/06/1997 21:44Way better than the Prodigy boards!
@Delicious_Links02/08/2013 20:55Bookmarking this for later. So delicious!
@Neopets_Trader05/07/2011 16:14Trading my rare items for more jokes like this!

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