I shouted the word in the living room. Nothing happened. My wife said, “Shazam! Your dinner is in the dog, go get a sandwich.”
Part of the 64 Marriage Jokes: The 2019 “Endgame & TikTok” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
4-2-4-2-2! (H-A-H-A-A)
It’s morphin’ time! Time to laugh!
My computer froze but the joke was worth the reboot.
Better than the bonus features on my new discs!
I’m Tom and I think this joke is cool!
I think I’m gonna hurl... from laughter!
Don’t touch my drum set! I’m reading!
Way better than the Prodigy boards!
Bookmarking this for later. So delicious!
Trading my rare items for more jokes like this!