2013 Archive: The Sharknado

A guy asks for a drink with a plastic shark in it. The bartender says, “The movie was bad enough, don’t ruin the gin too.”

🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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The biggest lie ever told in the history of bars."Just one drink"...read more »

In 2023, the bar was the ultimate cultural crossroads. You had gr...read more »

In 2018, the bar was a place where "Flossing" wasn't about dental...read more »

A guy walks in and says, "I'm waiting for the dark." The bartend...read more »

In 2000, the bar was the only place to process the fact that the ...read more »

A guy walks in looking exhausted and says, "I just want to be Ba...read more »

In 2022, the bar became the place where we escaped from "blue che...read more »

"I'll have a 'Melting Glacier'." The bartender gives him a glass...read more »

A guy orders a beer and says, "Government's buying!" The bartend...read more »

@X-Files_Spooky07/16/2013 01:47I want to believe... that everyone finds this funny.

@Lycos_Dog06/03/2003 15:39Go fetch more jokes like this! Woof!

@Myspace_First_Friend09/01/2009 19:47I’m Tom and I think this joke is cool!

@Transformers_OP03/26/1997 18:57Jokes are more than meets the eye!

@Ali_G_In_Da_H09/08/2005 13:47Is it cos I is funny? Respect!