Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Shape. / Shape who? / The Shape of You! I’m in love with your doorbell, let me in! (Ed Sheeran’s 2017 hit)
Part of the 48 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2017 Spinner & Switch Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Knock-Knock Joke Archive (1995-2025)
2024 Archive: The Theodore
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Theodore. / Theodore who? / Theod...read more »
2024 Legacy: The Police
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Police. / Police who? / Police le...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Alex
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Alex. / Alex who? / Alex-plain th...read more »
38 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2021 Squid & Spider Edition
In 2021, we were all playing games—some for a piggy bank full of ...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Europe
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Europe. / Europe who? / No, Europe...read more »
42 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2016 Pokémon GO Edition
In 2016, our phone batteries were constantly at 1%, but our PokéD...read more »
34 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2015 Force & Hello Edition
In 2015, the Force finally awakened. It was the year we all start...read more »
2024 Classic: The Ice Cream
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ice cream. / Ice cream who? / Ice...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Mikey
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Mikey. / Mikey who? / Mikey won't...read more »
40 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2013 Frozen & Fox Edition
In 2013, we were all caught in an ice storm of Disney’s Froz...read more »
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50 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2010 New Decade Edition
In 2010, we started sharing our lives through square photos and f...read more »
53 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2019 Endgame Edition
In 2019, we were all trying to "Storm Area 51" (at least in our m...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Abbott
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Abbott. / Abbott who? / Abbott ti...read more »
2025 Classic: The Open
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Open. / Open who? / Open the door...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Beep-boop-krrr-hiss... finally loaded! Great joke.
Totally radical! Sending this to my buddy on AIM.
Welcome to Earth! Enjoy the humor.
Groovy, baby! Very groovy.
I want it that way... the funny way!
Could this joke BE any funnier?
Bye bye bye... to my bad mood!
And knowing is half the battle! Laughing is the other half.
I bet I could throw this joke over them mountains.
Crawled my way to this hilarious page.