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1999 Archive: The Sega vs. Sony

 The Dreamcast is out, the PS2 is coming, and my wallet is already crying in anticipation.

Part of the 67 Observational One-Liners: The 1999 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified

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@CoolSkater9809/20/2014 04:07Totally radical! Sending this to my buddy on AIM.
@Encarta_User11/19/1996 16:31I found this funnier than the animations in my encyclopedia.
@MP3_Encoder06/19/2010 18:54128kbps of pure comedy gold.
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@Double_Rainbow_G05/20/2005 22:48What does it mean?! It’s so funny!
@Leet_Speaker_7705/12/2007 18:507h15 15 v3ry funny! 10v3 17!

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