2003 Legacy: The Seabiscuit

I told her I’m a “long shot.” She said, “No, you’re just a horse’s—” I stopped her there.

🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025

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@Twister_Chaser07/24/1997 06:13A F5 of a joke! Intense!

@DVD_Rom_King02/25/2002 14:30More capacity for humor on this site!

@RoboCop_9005/02/2010 18:12Dead or alive, you’re laughing with me.

@Powerpuff_Bubbs07/03/2008 06:21Sugar, spice, and everything funny!

@Success_Kid_Win03/27/2005 15:11Found a funny joke. Didn’t crash the browser.

@Ancient_Aliens_G09/03/2007 09:11I’m not saying it’s aliens... but it’s aliens.

@Arthur_Fist_Fan01/08/2015 16:37My fist is clenched... with joy!

@Dark_Web_Joker10/06/2014 11:23Found this on the deep end of the net.