Why did the dad start singing while folding laundry? Because he was “Tiktoking” like a 19th-century sailor.
Part of the 45 Original Dad Jokes: The 2021 “Ever Given” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
Kid: Dad, how do I look?...
Kid: Dad, how do I look?
Dad: With your eyes.read more »
48 Original Dad Jokes: The 2017 "Fidget Spinner" Edition
In 2017, everyone was spinning. While kids were mastering finger ...read more »
Dad: What’s this vegetable called? Kid:...
Dad: What’s this vegetable called?
Kid: An artichoke.
Dad: Well...read more »
49 Original Dad Jokes: The 2024 "Olympic Spirit" Edition
In 2024, the world met in Paris for a summer of record-breaking f...read more »
61 Original Dad Jokes: The 2018 "Infinity Puns" Edition
In 2018, the "Snap" changed the universe, but it didn't change yo...read more »
Why don't skeletons fight each other?
They don’t have the guts.read more »
55 Original Dad Jokes: The 2000 Millennium Archive
The world didn't end, the computers didn't crash, and dads everyw...read more »
Kid: Dad, my nose is running....
Kid: Dad, my nose is running.
Dad: Well, you better go catch it!read more »
Kid: I’ll call you later. Dad:...
Kid: I’ll call you later.
Dad: No, call me Dad.read more »
Q: How do you make a...
Q: How do you make a tissue dance?
A: You put a little boogie in...read more »
😜 More from category: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
Why do cows wear bells?
Because their horns don’t work.read more »
Why did the math book look sad?
It had too many problems.read more »
54 Original Dad Jokes: The 2006 "Wii-mote" Edition
In 2006, the living room changed forever. While the kids were acc...read more »
47 Original Dad Jokes: The 2010 "Instagrammatic" Edition
The new decade kicked off with a bang in 2010. While the world wa...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
You’ve Got Mail... and it’s a hilarious joke!
Trust no one... except the guy who wrote this.
But you have heard of this joke!
Transferring laughs at high speeds.
Dodge this... (a bad joke). HA!
Deadly funny! Watch out!
<blink>SO FUNNY!</blink>
This humor took me to new heights!