1998 Legacy: The Screwdriver

A guy orders a Screwdriver. The bartender says, “Are you building something or just getting drunk?”

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@CyberSteve07/21/2010 00:32Greetings from 1996! This is peak internet humor.

@Tamagotchi_Sitter04/10/2004 00:16My pet is beep-beeping but I am too busy reading!

@Campus_King09/26/1995 17:52The funniest thing since free refills at the cafeteria.

@Better_Off_Dead05/05/1998 17:06I want my two dollars! And a laugh!

@Bernie_Mittens03/02/2014 21:56I am once again asking for your funniest jokes.