My wife asked if I was looking at sports scores. I told her I’d let her know in twenty minutes when the page finally loads.
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I can hear the laughter in high quality MIDI!
The only bug I found today was a laughing bug!
That "Uh-oh!" sound is actually me laughing!
Heh heh... heh heh... that was cool.
This joke didn’t crash my system, surprisingly.
Seeding this joke for everyone else.
It is inevitable... you will laugh.
Did we just become best friends? Yup!
A wild laugh appeared!