“Ew, David!” My wife says this to me every time I try to wear my “outdoor” shoes inside.
Part of the 55 Marriage Jokes: The 2020 “Quarantine & Zoom” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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Onions have layers, and this joke has levels!
404: Laughter not found... Just kidding, it’s 200 OK!
Compiled this from source. 10/10.
I AM THE LAW! And the law says this is funny.
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This joke is an Epic Win!