Why did the pine tree go to the barber? It needed to be “needled.”
Part of the 54 Original Dad Jokes: The 2022 “Maverick” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
44 Original Dad Jokes: The 2012 "End of the World" Edition
In 2012, everyone was checking their Mayan calendars and wonderin...read more »
Why are ghosts bad at lying?
Because you can see right through them.read more »
Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
Because she will let it go.read more »
Kid: Dad, my nose is running....
Kid: Dad, my nose is running.
Dad: Well, you better go catch it!read more »
Q: Why did the man get...
Q: Why did the man get fired from the orange juice factory?
A: H...read more »
53 Original Dad Jokes: The 2009 "Cloudy" Edition
In 2009, the world was changing. While everyone was busy creating...read more »
Kid: What’s that? Dad: It’s a...
Kid: What’s that?
Dad: It’s a henweigh.
Kid: What’s a henweigh?...read more »
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer?
He couldn’t see himself doing it.read more »
Why did the power went out at the school?
Because the students were too bright.read more »
Kid: Ow, I hurt my foot!...
Kid: Ow, I hurt my foot!
Dad: Well, what’d you do that for?read more »
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Q: Why don’t astronomers like Orion’s...
Q: Why don’t astronomers like Orion’s Belt?
A: It’s a big waist ...read more »
Why don't eggs tell jokes?
They’d crack each other up.read more »
61 Classic Dad Jokes: The 1995 Retro Edition
Welcome to 1995 – the year of Windows 95, the debut of ...read more »
Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?
They wear snow caps.read more »
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The green petal is glowing! New joke!
With great power comes great responsibility... to laugh.
Bloody brilliant, mate!
Why so serious? Read this joke!
Don’t try this at home... the laughter is too intense!
I... laughed... with... a... bit... of... lag!
Succeeding you, father... in laughing!
Selling 100 laughs for 10gp!
Brutally funny! Keep them coming.
Beep boop. Humor recognized.