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2016 Legacy: The Scared Tree

 Why did the pine tree go to the barber? It needed to be “needled.”

Part of the 52 Original Dad Jokes: The 2016 “Gotta Catch ‘Em All” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@CoolSkater9806/16/2014 14:43Totally radical! Sending this to my buddy on AIM.
@Flash_Player_Fan02/10/2009 17:04Wait for the animation to load... oh wait, it is just text. Still funny!
@Campus_King12/24/2009 03:17The funniest thing since free refills at the cafeteria.
@Jackass_Johnny12/06/1999 10:57Don’t try this at home... the laughter is too intense!
@Baxter_The_Dog05/27/2001 17:07Bark! (He says it’s funny).
@I_See_What_You12/14/1999 18:01I see what you did there. Clever!

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