Why did the pine tree go to the barber? It needed to be “needled.”
Part of the 52 Original Dad Jokes: The 2016 “Gotta Catch ‘Em All” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Totally radical! Sending this to my buddy on AIM.
Wait for the animation to load... oh wait, it is just text. Still funny!
The funniest thing since free refills at the cafeteria.
Don’t try this at home... the laughter is too intense!
Bark! (He says it’s funny).
I see what you did there. Clever!