Why did the oak tree go to the dentist? It needed a “root” canal.
Part of the 59 Original Dad Jokes: The 2013 “Frozen” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
What Do You Call A Sleeping Dinosaur?
A dino-snore.read more »
43 Original Dad Jokes: The 2019 "Old Town Road" Edition
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Q: Why did the golfer bring...
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58 Classic Dad Jokes: The 1999 Millennium Edition
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57 Original Dad Jokes: The 2015 "The Dress" Edition
In 2015, the world couldn't agree on anything—especially not the ...read more »
Why did the math book look sad?
It had too many problems.read more »
45 Original Dad Jokes: The 2021 "Ever Given" Edition
In 2021, we were all a little stuck—much like a giant cargo ship ...read more »
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In 2014, the internet was one big splash zone. While your kids we...read more »
Why was the math teacher suspicious of prime numbers?
They were acting odd.read more »
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Why don't eggs go to parties?
They don’t want to get beaten.read more »
Why did the photo go to jail?
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I found this funnier than the animations in my encyclopedia.
Life... uh... finds a way to be funny.
Greetings from a cyber-cafe in London! Hilarious!
It’s Levi-O-sa, not Levio-SA! Hilarious!
That still only counts as one laugh!
01001000 01000001 (HA!).
Crystal clear MIDI humor.
I’m burning this joke to a CD-RW.
Deadly funny! Watch out!
I should make a game about this joke.